Dave Barry (yes, that Dave Barry) went on vacation and decided to have a little poetry contest on his blog. Here’s my submission.
Toes He Not Mother’s Ate
Dog eat toes not
Mother him heard scream
Force is strong not with this one
Toes dipped in shaving cream
Aargh dog he not go eat
Dog seems sad he
Dish supper not full
Of Kibble and Wee Wee Wee
Pigs go buy
They not impressed
Doggy chase them down
Filet them with wooly vest
Mother sad
Son full of woes
Doggy sleep well tonight
Dined on mother’s toes
Freemont Yoda