#10. Open an air charter service specifically serving former presidents you don’t like.
#9. New Book – “How I didn’t being in my 15% – My life and the 2004 Election?
#8. Star in remake of Six Degrees of Seperation.
#7. “Dan Rather and his Water Skiing Squirrels!?
#6. New Community College Class “Microsoft Word 2000 – Tips and Tricks?
#5. Beat 60 Minutes at their own game by offering pointless commentary at the end of every “Dateline NBC”.
#4. Tour Guide – Clinton Library.
#3. Finally finish that book of common metaphors with Yogi Berra.
#2. Wax Museum Stand-In
#1. United Nations Chief Document Inspector

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