Emily: Dad, do you like Guns and Roses?
Me: Well, a bit, I’ve got an album on the laptop I think.
Emily: Do you have that song “Welcome to the Forest?”
Me: “Welcome to the Forest”???? I think you mean “Welcome to the Jungle”.
Emily: Oh, OK.
Me: “Welcome to the Forest” makes me think of Bambi and other fuzzy woodland creatures. The song would be like “Fuzzy creatures that comes up to your knees, knees…..ooohhh wah, I think one just peed”.

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